Week 23 of Saturday Centus this weeks prompt is to use up to 100 words (not including the prompt) using the line .. "if I had a hammer"
"Move away from the tool box."
"But if I had a hammer I could -"
"No!"
"It wasn't my fault the last time, the dog barked and -"
"What? Snatched the hammer from your hand and hit the window frame smashing four windows."
"You're just being silly now."
"And you're dangerous and shouldn't be allowed near a tack, let alone a hammer."
"Right that's it, I'm not doing it!"
"Thank goodness."
"What am I supposed to do now, then?"
"Well, you could mow the garden."
"With the new lawn mower?"
"Of course."
"Yes!"
.... Bless him.
20 comments:
You beat me by seconds I was trying to be first LOL good take thanks
Obviously a married couple. MWAHAHAHA! Very well done!!
This guy must be a real Tim the Tool Man!
Funny, and quite good...is it a couple or adult and child? Peace
LOL, at least they're not giving up. Hopefully, the mowing will go better, ha.
Let's hope the mower doesn't need mending! I can hear the exasperation!
I'm surprised it's a couple. I thought for sure it was a mother and child. Doesn't much matter because it works so well either way. Nicely done.
Perfect. And I knew it was a couple from the beginning because I am personally acquainted with this scenario.
heehee
Nice one!
=)
This is really cute. I love it. Sometimes being clumsy has it's payoffs!
Cheers,
xoRobyn
Oh man...I can totally see that playing out! Well done.
Nice that a hammer is simply a tool!
Best wishes,
Anna
Anna's SC Week 23
I love this and laughed out loud! Yes, it is definitely a couple you are talking about (and come to think about it I know a couple just like that.) Great use of the prompt! ;-)
Wonderful take on the prompt! I think I've been on the side being told to step away from the tool box before!
I would be telling my husband he can't use the hammer. By his own admission, he is a mechanical idiot.
Thanks for your comments
... seems I'm not the only one who familiar with dangerous D.I.Y ers! LOL :o)
A wonderful way to start of my Centus reading for the week! Such a fun one!
This is so good!
that hammer
This was such a cute use of the prompt! And one that I think many, many of us can relate to LOL Kat
Great use of the prompt! :)
My first read of week 23! Cute, cute, cute!
I think I've had a conversation or two like this around my house.
Great use of the prompt.
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