This being so I've been rummaging through some photos to see if there's one I might like to use alongside my caterpillar ... or 'the worm' ... as my sister calls it.
As yet I haven't found one that I think accurately depicts me, so I thought just in case anyone ever wondered what the person looked like behind the
well first of all I'm 45 years old,
I weigh about 8 stone,
have long blonde hair,
large green eyes with annoyingly thick black lashes,
a flawless smile,
a stupidly tiny waist,
and legs that just don't know when to quit.
Yeah that's about it, I don't think I've left anything out.
.. OKAY, OKAY ..... so I might have embellished just a little
.... but one of them is true, I am 45!