Week 18 of Saturday Centus this weeks prompt is to use up to 100 words (not including the prompt) using the line It was a dark and stormy night. Here's mine. . .
"It was a dark and stormy night and there be nothin left standing but the barnacles."
"What be the matter wench?"
"It was funny for about two minutes, but you've been talking like a pirate now for two hours."
"That be a landlubber talking for sure."
"Please ... you're driving me mad!"
"Ye just don't know how it be to be a pirate."
"No, not surprisingly, I don't ... but I know there's some wood out back and it'll take me just five minutes to knock up a plank!"