There's seems to be something fishy going on with my wardrobe.
Lately when I'm trying to put clothes on that have always fitted me perfectly before, they seem to be coming up too small.
Now, there are two things that could be happening here.
1. Someone is exchanging each and every one of my clothes with an exact replica in a whole size smaller.
2. I've put on weight.
Well I've thought long and hard about it, and I've come to the conclusion that, as I refuse at this point to entertain the idea that it could possibly be number two ...
I'm obviously the unfortunate victim of a very elaborate practical joke!