My darling dog Grace has a favourite treat called The Meaty Treat, a long, soft meat treat much like its name.
Being 15 now her eyes are not what they used to be, so when I give it to her I wiggle it, and seeing the movement she gets very excited
her head starts to bob up and down with it, her tail starts to wag and she gets all lively and ready to snap as I throw it.
Now the other evening when I was in the bedroom with her, my lovely partner came waltzing in from the bathroom in his birthday suit, and as he walked toward Grace, I saw her head doing the very same bob.
Then with a burst of excitement, her tail started wagging.
It dawned on me that she'd spotted the movement of his 'thing'... and thought it was her Meaty Treat!
I had to act quickly.
"Quick, quick... she thinks it's a Meaty Treat!" I shouted.
To which he bent double, hands clutching just as she snapped.
Needless to say, as the observer this was .... hysterical!
And of course, as a result, you know what his 'thing' is now being called!